All hands to the pump! This is you captain, able Seaman Long Mint speaking, now hold on tight things are about to get rough and wet! I need a big strong man to help me take control of my long vessel so I’m going to need your help. First you’ll have to stop drolling over my long stripy white socks and looking up my little skirt at my small white panties, if my naughty outfit is distracting you maybe it’s better I remove it, although I’ll leave my captains hat on, I don’t want you to forget who is in charge! Now report to my private quarters immediately, I want you to grab my big hard mast with both hands and tug it until you feel that salty liquid hit you in the face!
